desora-arterius:

[laughs and nudges Jim softly with her shoulder]

I missed this.

I missed you.

[ Grins, leaning in to press a sloppy kiss to Dory’s mandible ]
          I missed you too. 
               No one bugs me quite like you.
                        So, Spectre huh? That’s something. 

armsxmaster:

   _{Only you would put those two words together: domestic and gross.} 

            _{Bet it’s a helluva lot easier, though; when you get that itch and instead of callin’ for the good doc, you just roll over and there he is.}

                    _{[ waits for Jim to react before continuing ]}

       _{I’ve been thinkin’ about asking Dory to do the same thing. Only problem is, she loves her apartment. And I don’t blame her. It’s better than what an enlisted marine like me can afford. 
                 She’s a goddamn Spectre. I just don’t see her givin’ up the good things in life for me. And right now, I just can’t afford to give her the best—which makes me wonder what she sees in me in the first place.} 

      _{[  laughs and jokes about it, but knows it’s the truth ]}

     Well, you know, gross in that sort of way that’s ridiculously… blissful.
            And we’re both happy and… well someone pointed out how Bones smiled at them. Bones doesn’t smile but he’s been smiling more ofte– [ his face turns from a happy, little smile to something more salacious ] 
                      Oh yeah. Endless supply of morning sex.

       [ He’s smiling softly now, nodding along with James’ words. ]
              Firstly, she loves you for you, not your salary and not your damn muscles either. She likes your personality. It’s fucking cute.
                             Secondly, what’s the issue with you moving in with her? Sounds like her place is the best, you could just…. suggest…. you move your stuff in. I don’t see her saying no. She gets to keep her apartment, she gets you there every morning. 

ainu-melkor:

• _{Force Shipping #1 - Trying to force someone else’s muse into a ship that they are not comfortable with or has not been discussed beforehand.}
• _{Force Shipping #2 - Trying to force someone else’s muse to acknowledge/accept your OC as their spouse/child/cousin/grandparent/distant relative that nobody invites to weddings.}
• _{Metagaming and GodModding #1 - Trying to force someone else’s muse into a situation they are not comfortable with/have not discussed beforehand.}
• _{Metagaming and GodModding #2 - Killing/injuring someone else’s muse without asking/discussing first.}
• _{Ignoring a roleplayers rules/about/headcanons - They make these for a reason, usually spending a lot of time and effort on them and if you take the time to read them, you can avoid getting into problems while RPing with them.}
• _{Harassing someone about replying to your thread - A gentle reminder every now and again is fine (and usually welcome), but constant bombardment of their ask box complaining you aren’t getting as much attention as other thread partners is rude.}
• _{Interrupting someone else’s thread without prior discussion/permission - If you have an issue with the mun/muse, talk to them in a private message about it.}
• _{Ignoring repeated requests from someones muse (or the mun) to cease a particular activity due to reasons that may be distressing them. ie, triggers, etc.}
• _{Expecting mun to drop everything to answer your thread - RL and mun’s health comes before any thread.}

callionimi:

When people romanticize Pon Farr

ellashepard:

          _{She’s staring at him, eyebrows raised even further, blinking a few times}

                                            _{— and not understanding a single word of what he’s talking.
                    With relief she realizes that he’s as confused about what she just said as she is about his words. Ella bites her bottom lip and almost grins.
                              “Guess there are some we have to sort out here.”
          His tone when he spoke was… Something that would have upset her if she would have been in another situation, but her confusion keeps her from reacting harsher than she is doing right now.
                              “The united federation of planets, huh? That’s a way to put it. Humans have made it far in the galaxy in the last thirty years…”
                                                                               …with a bit of my help...
                              “… but maybe that’s an overstatement, and it’s definitely something I’ve never heard of.”
          Pursing her lips and narrowing her eyes she thinks for a moment.
                              “Let me guess: When I ask you, if you’d ever heard of The Council or the Citadel, you answer with a no, because you haven’t. And for Example the Terminus Systems won’t tell you anything either.”}

Yeah, she’s right. None of these words make any sense to Jim, there’s no council, there’s no such thing as the Citadel. It only adds to his confusion, brows furrowing as he tries to make sense of her words.
             "That’s– So, Vulcan didn’t implode? You–“
                      It then quickly dawns on him that she might not even have a Vulcan, it’s all seeming like they’re from two different realities the more they speak to one another.
                           "Did you even have a Vulcan?”
         It’s not the first time something like this has happened, probably won’t be the last with the amount of anomalies dotting the black.

sunspotnitentia:

Ah, my Bones doesn’t do that too much anymore. Salads for a meal occasionally but he’s calmed down a little for now. I always stuck to flossing when things get caught between my teeth, I may have to think about this toothbrush.

Huh, well lucky you.
Well there you go, it’s so worth the 800 credits, it’s got a lifetime guarantee too so that’s pretty awesome. 
I just realised that I sound like… well, a little crazy but it’s just really good.